Monday, March 05, 2007

Johnny Five needs your help


Where have I been, you ask? I've been wasting all my freetime at mancrush.com, the site whose goal is to rate every man in history (fictional and not) based on how much hetero men are infatuated with them. For some reason watching Indiana Jones, Han Solo, and Harrison Ford battle it out (Harrison is way behind, probably because of Calista Flockhart) has totally captivated me. The best part is that you can nominate your own guys, and my guy needs your help.

That's right, Johnny Five is currently number 794 in the polls, under Dick Clark, Rush Limbaugh, and Moe the Bartender from the Simpsons. I urge all 3 of you who read this blog to go vote for him! If that bandana doesn't turn you on, what does, people?

7 comments:

Mitchell Dutton said...

i voted down on jesus and up on johnny five and paul newman.

Evie Garland said...

Nice work! He's still 787, though. I just don't understand what kind of cruel person would vote down Johnny Five. Jesus I get. But Johnny Five?!

Mitchell Dutton said...

I have a feeling that Jesus used his jesus powers and forced his way into the #1 spot. It's so not fair. Up on Johnny Five-current ranking 764.

Banks Bailey said...

I voted down on that dated piece of scrap metal that calls himself Johnny Five (rank 864). He has about as much personality as an odorless fart. Not to mention a dink the size of a four year old. Fuck you Johnny Five. Just because you can devour a Harlequin romance novel in 2.3 seconds doesn't make you better than Neal Stephenson (rank 865).

Evie Garland said...

jealous

Banks Bailey said...

...I'm so not jealous.

michael morrison said...

I LOVE that in the last placers include: Hitler, Saddam, Bush and Geraldo! I don't think I've ever laughed so hard!