Friday, February 08, 2008

Law & Order: a haiku in five parts

part i: marathon
i got up at two
you don't care i have no bra
you'll always be on

part ii: jesse and jeremy
oh Green and Lupo,
You're the hottest partners yet.
See ya in my dreams!

part iii: time running out
It's 6:55.
He's gonna be off the hook:
No indictment yet

part iv: svu
we just gotta call:
molestor wielding dildo:
guest star: guy from Lost

part v: ...and the rest
Sir Jerry Orbach,
Vinnie d and Mr Big
brunette, blonde, red-head

1 comment:

enwhysee said...

Simply genius. You should be a writer...er, a published writer.