This is what happened:
Awhile back I posted about a British documentarian that looked like Mo Rocca.
Then I wrote about the episode of The Shield where Shane goes undercover as a cock fighter.
Then I added a link to a TMZ photo gallery of celebrity bulges.
And then, someone googled "mo rocca cock bulge" and my page came up. It was my best google hit ever.
So I wrote about it, and ever since then, Anterias has turned up as gay men and straight women google the bulges of their favorite actors. I've gotten Kevin Costner cock bulge, and, much to my delight, Michael Chiklis cock bulge no less than 4 times (though it may be the same person googling it over and over).
I wish I had a photo of either of these bulges, which, truth be told, are probably worth seeing if you're bored and horny and hanging out on the internet. But according to the Celebrity Nudity Database, which, I'm not even joking here, I discovered while doing legitimate research for my job one day, you'd have to go rent No Way Out and be fast with the pause button to Kevin's man parts pressing against his pants. And Michael Chiklis isn't even listed!
What I DO have is the kitty strangling scene from The Shield. And who doesn't want to see that?
Monday, June 25, 2007
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I feel like you should know that since you wrote "cock buldge" in my comments, I've actually gotten hits because of it.
To that I say: Thank you?
I can't believe I just watched the kitty strangling scene! I had no idea what it was but I figured that certainly you wouldn't have posted a scene that features someone murdering a cat! God damn you!
you better not steal any of my cock bulge traffic, michael morrison!
I'm allergic to cats; thank g*d someone's showing us how to “handle” the situation. I can see breast shadows [stage right] from Pam when PETA showed up to supervise, too!
crazy idea i know but how do u think credit cruch affected porn?
How do you think credit crunch affected porn?
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